{"id":137,"date":"2014-02-25T04:27:43","date_gmt":"2014-02-25T09:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bizwomenrock.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2017-05-21T21:53:38","modified_gmt":"2017-05-22T02:53:38","slug":"15-people-ruining-social-media","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bizwomenrock.com\/beta\/15-people-ruining-social-media\/","title":{"rendered":"15 People Ruining Social Media"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some people just\u00a0get it<\/em> when it comes to Social Media. \u00a0And since I JUST had a fantastic interview with Shama Kabani<\/strong>, the Zen Master of Social Media (listen to her podcast HERE<\/a>), I thought it would be appropriate to share an article from my good friend – writer, blogger and all around-do-gooder, Marc Ensign. \u00a0Other than the tireless hours he puts in\u00a0Saving the Internet<\/em>, he writes some crazy awesome stuff about the human philosophies behind\u00a0how\u00a0<\/em>and\u00a0why\u00a0<\/em>to use Social Media.<\/p>\n

In addition, he’s got a wicked sense of humor. \u00a0You can find his original article on his site HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Enjoy!<\/p>\n

Katie \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

*************<\/p>\n

Enter, Marc…<\/p>\n

I like social media. I really do. I use it everyday. I even have a Google+ t-shirt.<\/p>\n

But I\u2019m tired of reading blog post after blog post about how to \u201cwin the game\u201d of social media from your friendly neighborhood guru. It\u2019s not a game. And there is no way to win at it. But lucky for us, there are plenty of ways to lose.<\/p>\n

Here are a few of the biggest offenders:<\/p>\n

The Quoter<\/h3>\n

Hey Socrates, we all really appreciate the inspirational boost each morning, but enough is enough. Step off your soap box and stop pretending like you have it so together. And while we\u2019re at it, if you continue to post that damn \u201clearn to dance in the rain\u201d quote, I am going to personally track you down and beat you with my umbrella.<\/p>\n

The Regurgitator<\/h3>\n

The Regurgitator\u00a0is the social media equivalent of that annoying sibling you had growing up that would repeat everything you said in an effort to drive you mad. It worked then. It still works now. Following smart people and doing nothing more than re-sharing everything they say does not make you smart. Have an original thought every now and then, will you?<\/p>\n

The Spammer<\/h3>\n

It\u2019s not enough that the Spammer has some crappy product or network marketing group to shove down your throat every time they have something to say. But they also pay to sponsor those posts so we\u2019re guaranteed to be haunted by them all day. Enough! On a more positive note, if you are interested in adding 10,000 new followers or making millions within the next 15 minutes, you don\u2019t have to look too far.<\/p>\n

The\u00a0Masturbator<\/h3>\n

I like the things that I post. I really do. If I didn\u2019t, I wouldn\u2019t have said them in the first place. But the Masturbator\u00a0takes it one step further by actually liking the things that they post. I mean literally. They like, favorite, plus and retweet their own posts. And if you say something nice about them, they will favorite and retweet that as well. It must get exhausting to be that awesome!<\/p>\n

The Automator<\/h3>\n

If you have ever tried to sell shoes during a national crisis or commented about how your Twitter feed is \u201cblowing up\u201d at a inappropriate time in our nation’s history, it is because you are an Automator. Or just plain insensitive. Or stupid. Or maybe all of the above. I get it. You value efficiency. And you have a long list of important things you should be doing instead. Well, the good news is that you can check \u201csuck at social media\u201d off your to-do list. Mission accomplished.<\/p>\n

The Slacker<\/h3>\n

The only thing better than a well crafted update on one social network is that same well crafted update across every social network. Welcome to the digital life of the Slacker. Too lazy to approach each social media network differently but not lazy enough to figure out how to sync them all up. Thus leaving their streams an incestuous\u00a0mess of Facebook posts on Twitter, Twitter posts on Google+ and an all out disaster on Pinterest.<\/p>\n

The Linker<\/h3>\n

The only reason the Linker has been put on this planet is to post links to their blog every chance they get. Well, that and to annoy the heck out of the rest of us. To them, social media is nothing more than a traffic generator. It goes something like this. Tweet a link to your blog once a day and you get 10 hits. That means that if you Tweet a link to your blog 10,000 times a day you will get 100,000 hits. Makes perfect sense!<\/p>\n

The Instigator<\/h3>\n

The Instigator is the social media equivalent of the guy that lights a bag of poop on your doorstep and runs. They are here to cause problems. To piss people off. And they\u2019re really good at it. They post one sided political rants. Leave nasty comments on everything you say. And they are never wrong. One of the best ways to tell an Instigator is by their spelling. I have yet to meet an Instigator that knew the difference between “your” and “you\u2019re”.<\/p>\n

The Drinker<\/h3>\n

The Drinker always starts off pretty funny but goes downhill fast until it just gets awkward and sad. Like that time your cousin came to Thanksgiving and had too much to drink and started hitting on your sister. Hard to watch but harder to turn away from.<\/p>\n

The Vanisher<\/h3>\n

Like Batman, the Vanisher appears out of nowhere to inundate your feed and then escape into the night not to be heard from again for weeks. They usually appear after reading a book about how important social media is before losing interest a week or two later when that first million hasn\u2019t rolled in yet. They also tend to complain a lot about how social media doesn\u2019t work. I can\u2019t help but think the two are related.<\/p>\n

The Venter<\/h3>\n

Nothing screams \u201cmature professional adult\u201d better than unloading all of your childish \u201che said, she said\u201d crap in a Facebook post. Especially when you open with \u201cI\u2019m not mentioning names, but\u2026\u201d before going on a rant in excruciating detail about what a douche bag somebody is. And you are friends with them. And they can read the post. And they know it is about them. But that doesn\u2019t stop you. And to think, they have yet to offer you the Nobel Peace Prize. I wonder why.<\/p>\n

The Eater<\/h3>\n

You like to eat. We get that. And you are a much better cook than the rest of us. We get that too. But do we really need a picture of every meal you eat? Every day? Having to stare at a picture of the garlic and lemon chicken with red potatoes and green beans that you are about to devour makes me feel bad about myself and my burnt turkey burger on a stale bun with whatever is left at the bottom of the potato chip bag.<\/p>\n

The SEOer<\/h3>\n

There is undeniable proof that social signals play a role in getting your site to rank well on Google. And you know that that means don\u2019t you? It\u2019s time to join Google+ and soil an otherwise positive environment in the name of SEO. Great job guys! Leave it to the SEOer to ruin yet another good thing.<\/p>\n

The Oops-er<\/h3>\n

Mostly reserved for the professional social media manager, the Oops-er is so excited about that offensive comment swimming around in their head, they forget to check which account they are logged into before posting it. The good news is that the Oops-er has a very short life. Mainly because they are fired by the next day.<\/p>\n

The Tagger<\/h3>\n

The Tagger is a sneaky one. Since inundating you with links no longer works, they have taken it upon themselves to tag you (and everyone else they know) on their updates. Sometimes it\u2019s a blog post. Other times it\u2019s a paper.li page that nobody ever reads. And occasionally it\u2019s a picture of something random like a shoe (true story). But always it\u2019s annoying.<\/p>\n

I was going to end this with a call for a public outing of those guilty in the comments below, but that sounded like a bad idea. Besides, I\u2019m afraid of personally being pointed out on most of these because of something I said or did throughout my digital past. Best to just leave it here and let you guys discuss whatever you want in the comments as I quietly sneak out the back door.<\/p>\n

(This post is also an infographic!! Check it out here:\u00a015 People Ruining Social Media Inforgraphic<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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